- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Winter

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

shut up kobe!

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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