- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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