- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

This one time at band camp....

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

whats black and white? a zebra

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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