- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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