- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Well, there's one way...

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??