whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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I like your hair

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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William wright is Gay

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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