Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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