Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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kcuf read it backwards

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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