- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Womens basketball

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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