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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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