- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

pudding

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

what is orange? an orange

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Whats worse than a joke? This

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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