- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Matt is a Duster!

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