A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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