What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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haha

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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9/11.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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