Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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THE GAME

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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your mother

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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A black guy gets a job...

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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