why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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