- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Safe sex MR

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

what's black and can't swim?

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

This is not a joke or is it

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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