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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Yock

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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