Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

i keep getting thumbs down...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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