- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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