Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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