Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Women's rights

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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