- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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