why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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