What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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