- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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