what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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snooki

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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