Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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knock knock no ones home

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This statement is false.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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