Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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