- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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