why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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kevin kim

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Poop swing

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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