What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Chuck Norris.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Anti Joke

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