- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Your face

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

You know whats funny Aids

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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