Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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