what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Where's the dick??? east

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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