Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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