What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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