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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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