- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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