Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

^ That's not even funny ^

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Turkeys are obese

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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