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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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