A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Your mother is average.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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