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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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