- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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