Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Xzibit

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Black people stink of shite!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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