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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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