What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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The MLS

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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women's rights.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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