What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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balls

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Religionh

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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