An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Weed.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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tee hee

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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jibby jobby

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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baskets

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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I regret everything.....

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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