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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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