- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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