yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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