What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Potato!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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EGGPLANT

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