A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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