- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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How old are you? 20

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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