What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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