whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

The NBA and womens sports

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

guess what what that wasnt it

women's rights.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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