What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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The NBA and womens sports

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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