- Anti Joke

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Yock

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

John Stamos.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

hey John will you make some copies

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Moral

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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