People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

purple pickles

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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