- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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