- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Women's rights

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I will create more jobs for americans

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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